Stab Magazine | The Complete And Calculated Humdrum Of The Collared Shirt
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The Complete And Calculated Humdrum Of The Collared Shirt

Here are a few breezy button-ups for the anytime. 

style // Dec 19, 2017
Words by Stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Regardless of your preference for the British original or the US reincarnation of Dwight Schrute, today in Stab‘s semi-regular digital product catalogue we have five sleeved garments to consider. Without denying it sounds like an outdated eCommerce sales pitch, the collared shirt is an underrated versatile piece of apparel. Dress it up, dress it down, tear the top buttons open, show off your man-fur, recent wax job, or the pectoral definition you’ve been sculpting painfully for the past six months, who are we to judge? 

Together with sun protection ambassadors Pretty Shady, we’ve been giving you subtle bumps in the direction of items that might just save your skin. So today, while reminiscing on the ridiculous and fantastic mockumentary comedy series The Office, we came up with a handful of collared options for your scroll. Perhaps you’ll connect, hit a link and block those pesky UV rays. 

Zanerobe

Zanerobe – Linen 7Ft Shirt

AcademyBrand

The Academy Brand – Hampton Linen Shirt

Nudie

Nudie Jeans Co – Henry Linen Shirt

BarneyCools

Barney Cools – B Winnin Linen Shirt

Swell

SWELL – Fine Lines Shirt

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