Here’s a Boat-slam to Complete Your Day

*Disclaimer: If you’re after the goodies swipe the slider along to 4:45 and thank us later. The video starts out simple enough, a few friends scoring preferable conditions at a user-friendly looking New Zealand left-hander. We’ll be honest, it’s not the high performance content you usually click over to Stabmag for ;). After a shaky rock-on, some questionable soundtrack choices, brilliant moustache closeups and a bout of semi-nudity, it happens. Full-scale maritime anarchy. Our man behind the lens describes the moment perfectly (before rallying the rescue squad) as a “complete yard sale.” Everything must go.

And while we’re on the subject…