Stab Magazine | Stab In The Dark Is Now Out On iTunes (Or Wherever You Plug And Play)
icon STAB HIGH JAPAN 2025
PRESENTED BY MONSTER ENERGY
MAY 24 & 25 JOIN STAB PREMIUM

Live Now: How Surfers Get Paid, Season 2 Episode 7 — Laird vs. The World

265 Views

Stab In The Dark Is Now Out On iTunes (Or Wherever You Plug And Play)

But first, here are some scenes from last night’s premiere in Honolulu.
 

style // Dec 5, 2019
Words by Stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Why is it when you need something to run smooth, the way it almost always does, things go pear? Last night, we hosted our world premiere of Stab in the Dark at the Surf Jack Resort in Honolulu. And, it all ran according to plan. We also hosted the World online premiere of the same film, which for a moment, borderline on a dotcommercialcatastophe. 

Let’s backtrack a moment. Thirty minutes before the time we planned on sending Stab in the Dark online, I retreated to the hotel room at the Surf Jack to put the final touches on the post. And by final touches, I mean hit the publish button–an easy task that requires simply signing into our backend and one click of the mouse. But, due to an incredibly high volume of traffic, our website essentially crashed. With no entrance, it was impossible to send the film to the masses. I watched as traffic on the site climbed by the hundreds, then thousands, and called the kind folks who hold the keys to our https://castle. 

The conversation went like this. 

“Plenty of digital jargon Morgan does not understand.” 

“Yup, that makes sense” 

“More HTML, upload, overload, loading jargon Morgan doesn’t get at all.” 

“Uh-huh, got it. So can you fix this?” I asked desperately. 

“Yup, I just need to block all traffic from the site. What’s your IP address?”

Then after being walked through exactly how to find my IP address, the site was blocked out for 10 minutes so I could tap the easy button I’d been looking for and return downstairs to the current party at hand. 

Now, everything’s back to normal. The post is off the site. The Vimeo link is on private. And for those who tuned in, we thank you for your patience. 

If you missed Stab in the Dark All-Stars starring Dane, Mick, and Jordy, you can now purchase it on iTunes, Vimeo, Amazon plus any of the below links for the price of a beer, sandwich, or hemp latte at an expensively chic cafe in Los Angeles. 

We love making these films and plan on making plenty more in the future. We appreciate those who support us. And thanks to Just Water for providing the plastic-free H20!

iTunes

AppleTV

Amazon

Xbox

Vudu

Vimeo 

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

SEOTY: Keanu Miller Delivers His Carcass Unto Death Pits in ‘BLIP’

South Oz for Breakfast, Shippies for Dessert, ACL for Afterparty.

May 18, 2025

Margs Works Overtime On A Saturday, Clocks Out Just Before Mass Layoff Event

18 heats, exceptional surfing and an instantly-classic paddle battle within.

May 17, 2025

How To Eat, Surf, And Be Merry In Baja Sur (Mexico!)

As told by the Mexican marsupial, Baja Koala.

May 17, 2025

The Story Behind The New Stab High Air Section

Is the McFly the biggest wavepool air section ever?

May 16, 2025

The 61-Year-Old Night-Surfing Sasquatch Who Won’t Stop Chasing Oversized Swells And QS Glory 

Also, did this guy invent the ollie? Meet Tab Textor! 

May 16, 2025

What Will Our Stab High Judges Be Looking For?

"I will burn any double grab trick with great pleasure. This applies for all divisions."

May 15, 2025

Ex-Commish Kieren Perrow Explains Why The Box Hasn’t Run In 5 Years

A 2025 Margaret River Pro Preview.

May 15, 2025

Great White Shark Jay Davies Sniffs Out Margaret River Pro Winners

"Jack Robbo for the three-peat."

May 15, 2025

Who Lies Beneath Logan’s Last Guillotine?

A quasi-empirical breakdown of who needs what to dodge the mid-season axe.

May 14, 2025

Afends vs. Ennui: An East Coast Case Study

Taj Richmond, Jhamil Coorey and co. road-trip the Australian East Coast.

May 14, 2025

Ferrari Boyz: Kaito Ohashi

Stab High Japan's hometown contender weighs in on his "indestructible" Toyota Hilux GR Sport.

May 12, 2025

One Of Europe’s Greatest Surf Photographers, Timo Jarvinen, Passes At 60

RIP to a straight shooter with the black lens.

May 12, 2025

What’s In An Asym?

EAST winner Ryan Lovelace explains, William Aliotti exhibits at Kandui Resort.

May 12, 2025

Filipe’s 9.07 And Julian Wilson’s Double Bird: A Forensic Autopsy

Mick Fanning, Taj Burrow, Leo Fioravanti, Snake Paterson, Doug Silva, and Julian Wilson share their…

May 11, 2025

Julian + Filipe Just Delivered The Most Electrifying Final We’ve Seen All Year

Toledo and BLSJ are your Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro champions.

May 10, 2025

2015 Energy, 2025 Execution: JW and Jordy Run Riot On The Gold Coast

The wildcard racked up 18-points + steamrolled an Olympic gold medallist along the way.

May 9, 2025

Everything You Need To Know About Stab High Japan 2025 Presented By Monster Energy

How to attend, watch, and when it's on.

May 9, 2025

Morgz Ousts Ewing, Steph Cools Simmers, Toledo Pours Kerosene on His Pile of Green Leaves

Wildcards rampage on day two of the Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro.

May 8, 2025
Advertisement