Sexual harassment via Sage! Michael Newman! More utter trash!

Can’t stop the music, right? While the trash of comments has reached all new levels of bore, we do adore the pockets of wit and straight talk. Here, we’ve plucked some of your wittiest moments from the (two) week(s) just past, covering topics from Sage Erickson, to Nate Florence, to North Korea, and the inescapable topic of the big fish with big teeth.