Be funny! Win colourful watch!

Caption contests will never be passé. If a publication so elegant as The New Yorker can ask its readers to throw comedy at an image, then everyone else is allowed to, also. That in mind, this is a straight-forward play. Here’s an image; It’s Californian surfer Alex Knost, telling an animated story, shot by Morgan Maassen. We want you to caption it for us. Be original, be profound, be funny, be whatever. But, too much crassness is a bullet in the foot. Bring this image to life with better words than anyone else, and you’ll scoop a G-Shock watch. That’s it. Write them in the comments below. Most rated comment wins the watch. Winner chosen next tuesday. And, use your real email address so we can get atchya (don’t worry, no-one else can see it).