We Made a Gameshow: Welcome To Stab Squared Presented By Oakley - Stab Mag

We Made a Gameshow: Welcome To Stab Squared Presented By Oakley

Heat 1: Jordy Smith vs. Kolohe Andino vs. a Stab Premium member.

cinema // Mar 24, 2021
Words by Zack Raffin
Reading Time: < 1 minutes

Everyone with two eyes, a TV, and a birth year that begins with 1-9 has a favorite gameshow.

Whatever you grew up watching, chances are it didn’t feature much surf trivia, let alone any pro surfers. Allow us to fix that.

Hosted by the Danny Johnson—who like Barney Stinson is somehow never not in a suit—Stab Squared pits two of your favorite pro surfers against one Stab Premium member in a game of good ‘ole fashioned surf trivia. The winner of each heat will advance to the final, where three sharp-witted competitors will compete for the grand prize: $5,000 donated to a charity of their choice and 12 pairs of Oakley shades.

Our first heat features Jordy Smith, who compared his current quarantine state to Tom Hanks in castaway; Kolohe Andino, who we learn is NOT a scientist; and Brent, who owns a juice company and did really badly in this game but otherwise seems to be a nice guy.

Click above for our Heat 1 of Stab Squared presented by Oakley.


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