This Would Be The Best Surf Trip Of 99.9% Of Surfers' Lives - Stab Mag

Watch: Episode 1 of the Surf100 Challenger Series presented by Pacifico

2018 Views

This Would Be The Best Surf Trip Of 99.9% Of Surfers’ Lives

Surfline and O’Neill manage to score untouched zones (again) + Soli Bailey adds more inertia to his already momentous year.

cinema // Apr 12, 2024
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Surfline may be a competitor of Stab’s (a friendly one at that), but our entire staff agrees that Maps To Nowhere is an undeniable surf series. 

Going to new places, without any other surfers around, discovering waves, and getting supremely barreled on them is the pinnacle of the surfing experience. With their collaboration, Surfline and O’Neill have pulled it off time and time again.

The first episode of MTN‘s second season sees Soli Bailey, Anne Dos Santos, Winter Vincent, and Lucas Owston join guide Matt Rode at yet another undisclosed location, scoring dreamstate liquid that may-or-may-not have ever been experienced prior. 

Relative to other episodes in the series, the waves they find here are of the everyman caliber, and just about any single session would make your annual surf trip feel worth the time and money spent. The fact that they scored four totally different waves without a single other person in the water puts this trip in the best-ev category for 99.9% of surfers.

Maps to Nowhere host Matt Rode, earning his salt.

Soli features in all three episodes of MTN Season Two — a fact which adds veritable inertia to the already momentous year he’s having (see recent performances at Cloudy, Kirra, and Shippies). 

“With these trips, there’s kind of a window where they start looking at the project, it gets greenlighted by O’Neill and Surfline, and then they have their surfers ready,” Soli says. “We just know not to be too far from home or somewhere remote. It’s kind of weird because there’s a lot of sitting around, wondering what’s going to happen. You’re seeing swells here and there and sort of not running too far from home, or you’re making sure you’re reasonably accessible to an airport. And then literally, most of these trips have been called on within three days. Really last minute, which I almost like more. I mean, it’s a little all over the shop in terms of organizing your own life, but it’s fun. It’s something different.”

If you’ve been keeping up, it seems like every single episode has featured phenomenal empty waves, which leaves the viewer wondering — do they ever get skunked and just scrap the footage?

“You know, we were actually laughing about this after this series. Every single trip we’ve scored. It’s been fucking wild. I mean, it depends on what you call ‘scoring,’ but we’ve had a pretty high standard, and we’ve been getting barreled. Even if we get skunked, when we get skunked, I’m not even going to be bummed because you don’t go this long without it.”

Click above to watch the first episode of our competitors marquee film series, and click here for Soli’s take on his recent Shipsterns Bluff masterclass.

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

A One-Legged Italo Is Still Better Than Most Of The CT

Ramzi and Crosby fall to the Wounded Wario and Finals Day is decided.

Jun 11, 2026

Want To Win One Of Ethan Ewing’s Stab In The Dark Boards?

We’re giving away all 12 boards to our Stab Premium members.

Jun 10, 2026

Watch Rán: A Scandinavian Surfing Saga

"I've made a lot of short films. This is the only one I'd call perfect."…

Jun 9, 2026

“Gabe Morvil Is The Best Surfer No One’s Heard Of” — Dane Reynolds

Former drops DEFECTIVE UNITS // VOL #3, starring Timo Simmers and a Wilmington sparky.

Jun 9, 2026

Op-Ed: I’ve Surfed 27 Wavepools Around The World — These Ones Are Worth The Money

An unbiased, unaffiliated reporter shares his findings.

Jun 8, 2026

Punta Roca Calls The Forecast’s Bluff

Simmers sizzles, Riss Moore launches heat-saving air rev in the dying seconds.

Jun 8, 2026

Ethan Ewing & Dane Reynolds Discuss The Best Surfboard On The Planet | StabMic Ep. 17

“I’d still rather watch Occy or Bobby surf J-Bay than some of the tour surfers.”

Jun 7, 2026

Board Dramas And Upsets Abound As Griffin & Filipe Lose Early

Meanwhile Gabby, Yago, and a hobbling Italo forge on.

Jun 6, 2026

Drug Tests, Dust Ups, And Steph & Ethan Fall Early At Punta Roca

Day one, from the rocks.

Jun 6, 2026

Recent Call List: Shaper 22, Shaper 02. Choose One.

A messy little confession about shaper honesty, backroom deals, and the six-month window Hayden Cox…

Jun 5, 2026

2026 Surf100 Challenge Series Presented By Pacifico, Episode 01

Challenge 1: Our eight surfers play capture the flag at Blacks Beach.

Jun 4, 2026

“This Feels Like Something Worth Happening In Surfing”

RAGE and Former clasp hands.

Jun 4, 2026

Shane Stedman: Father, Shaper, Ugg Boot Impresario Kicks Out At 85

In memory of one of the great Australian chancers.

Jun 3, 2026

Jordy’s Out, Swell Is In, And Punta Roca Sets The Stove To Boil

A 2026 Surf City El Salvador Pro preview.

Jun 3, 2026

And The Winner Of Stab In The Dark With Ethan Ewing Is…

The man you least expected. 

Jun 1, 2026

Who Makes The Best Boardshorts In The World?

We've got the data.

Jun 1, 2026

Goofies Rule The Rankings, While The World’s Best Surfer Sits In 10th Place

What have we learned from the first third of the tour?

May 30, 2026

The Grand Finale of Stab in the Dark Starring Ethan Ewing

The (new) best high-performance surfboard on the planet, anointed.

May 29, 2026
Advertisement