The Only Clip You Need To See From “Newmibia”

Oh we’ve talked and talked about Jersey’s state-funded sandbar extravaganza. We’ve shared countless photos from the wave now known as Newmibia (which, yes, I am taking credit for that moniker). We even grilled an unbiased, expert source (Brett Barley) on the wave’s quality, which he confirmed was Skeleton Bay-esque.

But still the masses remain unconvinced.

In a last ditch effort to sway the naysayers, I provide you with Exhibit X — Ryan Simalchik’s Newmibian masterpiece. If after watching this five-minute reel you genuinely think to yourself, “Oi, what a shit wave,” then I’m afraid you’ll be forced to find a new favorite pastime. Because surfing, my friend, is not for you.