Stab Squared: “I Think I Remember This Heat With Kolohe!”

We’reeeeeeee baaaaaaaaaack.

Welcome to Heat 2 of Stab Squared presented by Oakley, where we test your favorite pro surfers’ surf knowledge against that of our semi-knowledgable Premium audience. If we learned one thing from this, it’s that pro surfers tend to know more about competitive surf history than the average Stab subscriber (who would’ve thought??!?).

This heat features the lovely Ms. Sage Erickson, the inimitable Kanoa Igarashi and a man named Glen Walsh, otherwise known as ‘Glenice Venice’, from his everyday selfie-surf reports that serve the Los Angeles neighborhood.

Watch above as our buttoned-up host Danny Johnson guides the competitors through a maze leading to the ultimate grand prize: $5,000 to a charity of their choice and 12 pairs of Oakley frames.

Like what you see? Click here to watch Heat 1 with Jordy Smith + Kolohe Andino.