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Snapper’s On Fire, And We (Might) Know Who’s Going To Win

Put all your money on Occy.

cinema // Apr 30, 2026
Words by Stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

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The CT’s been accosting Coolangatta’s sand-bottomed point for the better part of a week, and chances are you’ve already made up your mind on who’s gonna win.

If not, we’re here to help.

Above, Stace G and Mikey get clinical on the Tour to date, then prophesize who might ascend our wonky 2026 leaderboard this week on the Gold Coast. They even make winner predictions down to the very heat.

Below, Betonline’s Erik Apple (who’ll be on-site at Snapper harassing surfers and mulleted Australians all week) grills Mikey C on the exact coordinates of Vanuatu and some obscure WSL rulebook bylaws.

Below that are Mikey’s actual bets for the week. Historically speaking, you’d be smart to pull a George Costanza and do the exact opposite of what he says.

Gamble Ramble pres. by Betonline.ag

Mikey C is 0/2 this year, losing money at both Bells and Margarets. You sure you want to follow him?

Snapper winner picks
$25 on Filipe at +800 to win $200
$10 on Sammy at +2500 to win $250
$10 on Connor O at +10000 to win $1000
$5 on Rio at +15000 to win $750
$1 on Ramzi at +25000 to win $250
$1 on Callum at +15000 to win $150
$25 on Griffin at +550 to win $138
$25 on Ethan at +1000 to win $250
$25 on Caity at +550 to win $138
$10 n Erin at +1200 to win $120
$1 on Francisca at +15000 to win $150
$50 on Gabriela t +375 to win $188
$20 on Carissa at +800 to win $160

Men’s R1
$100 on Mateus at +130 to win $130
$20 on Winter at -115 to win $17
$20 on Ramzi at +160 to win $32

Women’s R1
$125 on Francisca at -125 to win $100
$20 on Bella at +155 to win $31
$130 on Carissa at -130 to win $100
$50 on Erin at -115 to win $43
$20 on Dimity at +180 to win $36

Men’s R2
$20 on Rio at +265 to win $53
$20 on Jake Marshall at +110 to win $22
$20 on LOB at +135 to win $27
$175 on Connor O to win $100
$20 on Al Cleland at +300 to win $60
$200 on Leo at -200 to win $100
$20 on Cole at +225 to win $45
$20 on Eli at +175 t0 win $35

Make your picks here with betonline.ag.

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