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Remember When Dane Reynolds Egged Our Car?

CH11TV Ep. 19: Mikey Feb and Stab Highway in a mashup you never knew you needed.

cinema // Apr 3, 2024
Words by Coral McDuffee
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Summer of 2022: A guttural war cry loud enough to lead troops across Czechoslovakia rings through the pylons of Venutura’s pier. On the shore, a wetsuited Eithan Osborne wages war on an opposing surf party, citing them for “posting his clip on IG”. 

After 48 hours and 50 challenges (ranging from guzzling bootie juice to curb-stomping acid drops), one of the four Stab Highway, presented by Monster Energy, teams decided to take the game into their own hands. Instead of playing by our obscure rulebook, the red team, captioned by Holly Wawn, clicked into defensive mode — popping tires, disqualifying waves (via IG), and planning a high-level sabotage.

With the Burn Dane Reynolds at Emma Wood challenge, Eithan had the local advantage. But Holly Wawn commissioned 150 eggs. 

The “Stab Highway” teams were making their way down the coast, and I got several messages that we should “go for a surf,” writes Dane Reynolds, “then I learned [from one Holly Wawn] ‘spray Dane Reynolds’ was one of their tasks.” 

Dane proceeded to egg the red team’s GMC with the cadence (and erratic precision) of a semi-automatic weapon. And Eithan looked more defeated than Johanne Defay after gifting Caity the Bells buzzer-beater.

In Chpt 11’s new edit, “We did a great job of doing nothing,” the yolky counterattack is sandwiched between a sizzling Dane Reynolds, Mikey February, Eithan Osborne, and Jake Kelley. The 18-minute clip has something for everybody — from murky orbs to tech lord trix, to Mikey Feb carves, to playful antics.

If Eithan’s tears don’t move you, Mikey Febs arcs will do it.

Recently, we plunged into the collective psyche of Ventura. Watch our mini Chpt 11 documentary HERE.

Read our recent interview with Dane Reynolds here.

Watch our board review on Dane’s new Dumpster Diver 2 here.

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