Stab Magazine | Mayhem's Most Fabulous Waves From Stab In The Dark (ft. Dane, Mick, Jordy, and Julian)

Mayhem’s Most Fabulous Waves From Stab In The Dark (ft. Dane, Mick, Jordy, and Julian)

Matt Biolos of …Lost Surfboards has been involved in every SITD to date. Here are his shining moments. 

cinema // May 26, 2020
Words by stab
Reading Time: < 1 minutes

Matt ‘Mayhem’ Biolos needs no introduction, but we’ll give him one anyway. 

A hardnosed man with a technical kink, Mayhem constructed the …Lost Surfboard legacy upon his own Commie-loathing shoulders. Specializing both in elite and punter-caliber boards, Mayhem’s business has thrived across all demographics, channels, borders, and sexual preferences, except for the Furries, who tend to prefer Merricks (blame Britt’s beard).

Mayhem is one of just a few shapers who have been involved in all five Stab in the Dark editions to date (that’s Julian, Dane, Jordy, Mick, and All-Stars). He’s won the big show once and had a couple other boards floating around the top of the pack. The man is clearly no slouch when it comes to mowing, refining, and marketing foam. 

In the video above, we see some of Mayhem’s finest moments from the past five years of SITD. Does it make you, like us, want to slip a …Lost logo betwixt your pegs?


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