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Kelly and Local Gal to Win Teahupo’o?

Local insights and a firing forecast.

cinema // Aug 13, 2022
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Maybe you’re like us, and you enjoy wagering hard-earned money on which men and women will make more barrels on some island in the South Pacific. Or, maybe you just enjoy listening to a local’s take on the different Championship Tour venues.  Either way, this video is for you.

Tahurai Henry, longtime Tahitian stalwart and heavyweight charger, breaks down the forecast and his picks for the upcoming Teahupo’o comp. 

Everyone is excited about the blob which is slowly lumbering its way towards the End of The Road. We’re just hoping for a bit of west bowl mayhem, and maybe some GOAT-ish behavior from the senior citizen on tour.

While you won’t be surprised by any of Tahurai’s picks, his insight is extremely valuable, especially if you’re volunteering your latest paycheck on

As a reminder, here’s Mikey’s picks for the upcoming bloodbath, though the odds have changed since he locked them in (gotta be quick!).

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Event winner:

$50 on Vahine Fierro at +1600
$50 on Tatiana Weston-Webb at +800
$20 on Seth Moniz at +1600
$20 on Barron Mamiya at +1800
$20 on Connor O’Leary at +2500
$50 on Kelly Slater at +1000

Round 1 picks:

$20 on Caroline Marx at +150
$40 on Tatiana Weston-Webb at +115
$20 on Vahine Fierro at +135
$40 on Caio Ibelli at +180
$40 on Jadson Andre at +400
$20 on Nat Young at +400
$20 on Yago Dora at +225

Make your own picks here.


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