Jaleesa Vincent Eats Forbidden Fruit, Paints Hell, Tap Dances To Punk Rock And Loves Corny Goo

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Jaleesa Vincent Eats Forbidden Fruit, Paints Hell, Tap Dances To Punk Rock And Loves Corny Goo

New edit, ‘End of the Land’ brings the purgatory to mind.

cinema // Aug 18, 2021
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: 1 minute

The Children of the Corn was a horror film released in 1984.

The film tells the story of a malevolent entity referred to as “He Who Walks Behind the Rows,” which entices the town’s children to ritually murder all the town’s adults and a couple driving across the country, ensuring a successful corn harvest. 

Jaleesa Vincent’s latest edit is reminiscent of that movie. 

Laced with spook, stylish frontside laybacks, fine embroidery, joyous tap dancing, love songs, and dark biblical themes, her 9-minute clip is a bubbling bone broth of sweet and sanguine. I think it is best left unblurbed for the audience to interpret as they will. It would also help me write this blurb, as I don’t quite know what to say. 

Come for Jaleesa’s graceful railwork, stay for the spooky charm. Watch here.

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