Holly Wawn Vs. The Mall Cop
A sordid tale of betrayal, tire slashings, sabotage, and the first ever Stab Highway presented by Monster Energy casualty.
As a surfer, Holly Wawn has a rare combination of force and finesse. As a personality, she does not bother with the finesse.
The Sydney-bred surfer was the only contestant from Stab Highway Australia (recall the trek across coastal New South Wales) to cross over to Stab Highway CA.
After a glance at the 120 challenge booklet, Holly Wawn decided not to fret. As the Red Team Captain, she led her crew in a lax manner — her methods were as selective as they were creative. She scoffed at pesky challenges, like the one where you wear neoprene for eight days. Her dislike of the sticky criteria, but mostly the Head Judge, can be seen below:
After one too many of Mikey’s infamous “X’s”, the red team pulled the e-break, deciding to sip beers in a Big Sur creek while their competitors were out battling for points.
Holly’s teammate, Eric Geielman, explained their strategy thusly: “This whole things rigged against us, so we have to bend the universe against it.”
Which made us think of this.
Before the first-ever Stab Highway axing, Holly replaced the rulebook with a three-step guide on how to torch her other nemesis, the Tan team.
- Stick rocks in tires
- Blow up socials
- Commission Dane Reynolds to egg his protege’s car.
In the end, the strategy went unrewarded, but damnnnn, it was fun to watch. We had a chance to chat with the twenty-four-year-old about life, judging disputes, and sabotage a couple months after Highway filming wrapped.
Stab: Hey Holly, let’s start with a little background for our non-Australian readers. You’re from Sydney, is that right?
Holly Wawn: Yep, I live 40 minutes north of Sydney in Bugan Beach. It’s beautiful—green headlands, beaches, and waterways.
When I was three, my dad started pushing me into waves. Around the age of nine or ten, Barton Lynch began coaching me. I surfed his contest on the Northern beaches, and I got robbed with a second place finish four years in a row.
Did you continue competing after that?
I surfed the pro juniors between the ages of 16 and 17 and then began the QS when I was 18 or 19. I broke my arm and had my shoulder reconstructed, which paused things. After healing, I was done spending money on contests with 1-2 ft surf. There are better places in the world to be.
What’s your routine these days?
I hate surfing early, so I wait for everyone to go to work. I’ll wake up at 6:30, take the dog to the park, check the waves, surf, come back, have breakfast then hang out the rest of the day. Pretty cruisy. This year, I’ve been in Hawaii, the States, and Indonesia, so I haven’t spent much time at home.
What was your mindset like going into Stab Highway, CA?
We looked at the booklet and were not excited about the number of challenges. It should be about the quality, not quantity. We’d start the day with breakfast, choose the fun ones, figure out a destination, do a challenge, eat lunch, and maybe do another challenge before calling it a day around 6pm.
Who did you want on your team going into Stab Highway?
If I won the skull off, I would have picked Eithan first because he’s a weapon. It was good that I lost because he has a lot of energy, and we would have been operating on different wavelengths. My team wanted to cruise, which worked out great for the loss [laughs].
What were the highlights of the trip for you?
Driving those big GMCs and bonding on the road. Other than that, Kuio shooting the rock bridge, driving through Big Sur, destroying cars, and messing with the other teams.
Big Sur is beautiful. We stopped at this freshwater Creek and spent the morning dipping our toes and drinking beers. Around midday, we left and ticked a few challenges on the way down to justify it.
On that day we stopped at the rock. Kuio wasn’t happy about that—for good reason, he could have gotten seriously demoed. Plus getting to a hospital from there would’ve been a mess.
We had to double down on the judging, so he shot the rock twice. Mikey would knock us on anything. The rulebook encouraged creativity, but he was not open to any unique methods, he wanted us to be just like the other teams.
Did you read Mikey’s mea culpa?
Yeah, but the bottom line is he put himself in that position. I know he loves it. That guy takes criticism well, and there’s something about him that’s easy to hate.
Which of Mikey’s rejections were the most painful?
In San Francisco, we met this tech lord who converted his sprinter van into a mobile office. He was working under the Golden Gate Bridge and kept chatting us up. And I was like, “Dude, that vest is nice—we need it for the show.” He said no to that one, but that we could grab another from his house.
Then he sent us an encrypted message with his address, and it took an hour and twenty minutes to get there. We could have been catfished. He met us at a bar around the corner. The vest was not a puffer but had a tech logo on the side. So we took the vest, smoked his hippie friend’s dread, then sent Mikey the video.
Mikey said he would give us the points for the dread but not the vest, because it “wasn’t a puffer”. Screw that. We spent hours for less than two checks. At that point we were overinvested. So we texted our friend again, then spent another 1.5 hours driving back to retrieve a puffer. I felt bad for imposing on his afternoon.
When did you decide to play sabotage on the Tan Team?
On the last morning, we learned just how far behind we were. It would have been too hectic to spend the day trying to catch up—so we got creative.
We saw the tan team’s car at the beach car park in the underpass in Ventura. Eric Geiselman grabbed two pebbles and put them in the diagonal tires, letting the air out until the tires sat on the rim. The tan team had to wait for AAA to come for three hours. It felt great to screw their timeline.
Messing with Eithan is so fun. Even more so because we have Rolo, one of his best mates. When we got to Emma Wood for the spray Dane challenge, the Chapter 11 boys were waiting with 60 eggs. Eithan’s car pulled into the lot, and Jake Kelly, Hunter Martinez, Dane Reynolds, and Rolo just fully pelted them. It proceeded to get nasty. Eithan tried to semi-fight Rolo, and some lady went off at Dane. Then Aaron (Stab’s GM) figured it out and called me out on the group chat.
Jake Kelly ended up feeling bad and taking the car to get washed before the eggs dried. It was an intense day of antics.
Any lingering feelings of resentment?
There are no hard feelings here. Maybe between Micky and Zeke; I imagine there’s beef there. Micky should have won that acid drop challenge, and Zeke held him down in those rocks.
You’ve spent a lot of time with the American and Australian side of surf culture. What are the main differences?
Australians are core. There’s a smaller population size; the surf culture is more defined. America is a weird place. Look at Zeke — I watch his vlogs religiously. That shit doesn’t happen in Australia. There’s no one like him here, you would get torched. People don’t go that big here.
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