Give Us Round, Reefy Tubes Or Give Us Death

Somewhere off of continental Europe (or was it Africa?) lies a series of islands most commonly defined by their having water on all sides. 

Slowly but surely drifting into the Atlantic, this archipelago is the first line of defense against whatever the ocean has in store, be it a rapacious pod of dolphins, an invasion by Greenland’s remaining Viking community, or in this case, fun-looking waves. 

Confronting the surge is Portugal’s Miguel Blanco, who—like many of us would—chose to ingratiate himself with the enemy rather than oppose its advances. 

Watch how fast he slips into their chambers!