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Filipe Toledo Proves Earth Is Flat With Horizon-Adjacent Straight Air

And more from Erick Proost’s 2017 showreel. 

cinema // Feb 23, 2018
Words by stab
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If the Earth was actually a globe like all of you Slater-sycophants tend to believe, and not a flat rectangle with NASA-guarded ice-walls along the edges like all the true evidence points to, then tell me this: How is Filipe’s horizon-adjacent straight air, at 1:58 in the video above, not a direct affront to the core principles of Hellenistic Astrology as posited by the overtly narcissistic “scientist”, Emerick R. Sphereplanet, in 300 B.C.?

Exactly, you can’t. Because the Earth is flat.

Thank you Filipe for proving what all woke-minded Evangelicals have known for millennia.

And let us celebrate this momentous victory by watching Brazilian filmmaker Erick Proost’s 2017 hype reel, featuring ADS doing backside snaps, Leticia Bufoni doing skateboard things, and John Florence on exactly one wave. 

This is #FlatEarthSurfing and it is delightful. 

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