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Cheeseburger In Mexican Paradise

Offshore winds and hollow kegs at Pascuales.

cinema // Apr 18, 2021
Words by Jack Mutschler
Reading Time: < 1 minute

For being named after bar food, Keoni’ Cheeseburger’ Nozaki is one agile fella. Growing up in Hawaii has gifted him the ability to stick late drops and pack intimidating kegs. If you think about it, Pascuales is like Pipe, just with a sand bottom instead of a reef and significantly less traffic.

Given the no masks (or fucks given) in the airport, we can assume this edit climbed out of the Metal Neck archives. I don’t know what Mr. Tromberg is doing with all this unseen footage, but he might win Covid filmer of the year if he keeps up the consistent output

It seems as if Metal Neck knew lockdown was coming; Like he stockpiled all of these clips so he could release them slowly during global quarantine. Sneaky moves brother, we’re watching you.

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