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Big Dick Power Surfer Calls To Say “Portugal Forecast Looks BAD”, Ergo “Bet On Medina + Simmers”

If you’re feeling really frisky, why not add a low-seeded Ramzi Boukhaim or India Robinson to your BOAG lineup?

cinema // Mar 6, 2024
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: 2 minutes

When BDPS speaks, you listen. Thanks to the audio quality in his underground surf dungeon, that’s guaranteed to be a challenge. 

Also a guaranteed challenge, is the woeful Porty forey. “For Supertubos you want ENE wind and the forecast is currently a straight W swell with strong winds. It will be a nightmare out there,” Stab’s resident chart oracle informed us.

But when you’re an addict, even sub par crack will do the job – rain, hail or nightmare, we’ll be watching the broady well past the eleventh hour with tense myofibers and dilated pupils. 

BDPS + Mikey C’s picks below – as always, place your bets over at Betonline.AG.

Your knight in shining armour? Photo by Thiago Diz/World Surf League

BDPS’s event winners
Mens: Gabriel Medina and Griffin Colapinto. Dark horses: Ramzi Boukhaim, Caio Ibelli
Womens: Caity Simmers and Caroline Marks. Dark horse: India Robinson

BDPS Round 1 picks 
-Men’s Heat 1: Connor O’Leary
-Men’s Heat 2: Barron Mamiya
-Men’s Heat 3: Griffin Colapinto
-Men’s Heat 4: John John Florence
-Men’s Heat 5: Joan Duru
-Men’s Heat 6: Jack Robinson
-Men’s Heat 7: Jordy Smith
-Men’s Heat 8: Kanoa Igarashi
-Men’s Heat 9: Ramzi Boukhiam (this is the hardest heat to pick)
-Men’s Heat 10: Gabriel Medina
-Men’s Heat 11: Italo Ferreira
-Men’s Heat 12: Yago Dora

-Women’s Heat 1: Caity Simmers
-Women’s Heat 2: Molly picklum
-Women’s Heat 3: Caroline Mark
-Women’s Heat 4: Bettylou Sakura Johnson
-Women’s Heat 5: Tatiana Weston-Webb
-Women’s Heat 6: Tyler Wright

Mikey C’s picks

Event winner

$50 on Gabriel Medina at +600 to win $300
$30 on Kanoa Igarashi at +1200 to win $360
$20 on Yago Dora at +2500 to win $500
$50 on Griffin Colapinto at +750 to win $375
$75 on Caity Simmers at +600 to win $450
$25 on Bettylou at +1000 to win $250

Men’s R1

$10 on Deivid Silva at +285 to win $29
$100 on Griffin Cola at -150 to win $66
$20 on Crosby Cola at +300 to win $60
$20 on Eli Hanneman at +250 to win $50
$20 on Sammy Pupo at +325 to win $65
$20 on LOB at +275 to win $55
$20 on Caio at +275 to win $55

Women’s R1

$20 on Gabriela Bryan at +300 to win $60
$50 on Bettylou Sakura Johnson at -105 to win $47
$10 on India Robinson at +450 to win $45
$50 on Tyler Wright at +140 to win $70

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