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Ain’t That Swell Wreaks Havoc On Newcastle

Ryan Callinan’s risotto will solve 99.99% of the world’s problems.

cinema // Apr 8, 2021
Words by Jack Mutschler
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Every so often, a new surfer comes into the spotlight and threatens to change the status quo. This board pusher is usually one with poise, talent, and hopes of marinating in that yellow jersey. Those dreams, however, are often crippled by one smooth roundhouse kick from Ryan Callinan. The blue-collar black belt is worshipped as a hero in his hometown of Newcastle, and rightfully so.

The fellas over at Ain’t That Swell spent the day with the Supreme Core Lord, R Cal, and it turns out he’s as majestic as they say; kind to children, old ladies, and even small dogs. I know what you’re thinking, “Can Ryan Callinan even make risotto?” He can, and it’s fucking flawless.

Click here for a taste.

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