Stab Magazine | Tony Abbott burns cute girl at Noosa!
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Tony Abbott burns cute girl at Noosa!

Not so conservative.

news // Mar 29, 2016
Words by Alistair Klinkenberg
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Despite the water temperature being a scalding 27°C (81°F), former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott still felt the need for a wetsuit in the surf at Noosa over the Easter Weekend. 

The charming young lady on the inside is beautiful 17-year-old logger Ivy Thomas, and despite looking miffed about her disposition, she claims that she didn’t mind getting ‘cooked’ by the current member for Warringah, Sydney’s dullest district.

“In the photo I look like I was not happy about it at all but I was stoked,” Ivy told the Courier Mail. “I had plenty of waves so I was happy to share a couple.”

“He was loving it,” she continued. “It was epic and he’s actually not bad. He can surf. Only in Australia will that ever happen – that you get to surf with an ex-Prime Minister.”

While Stab thoroughly adores Ivy’s act, we can’t help but to disagree with her feels towards the ex Prime Minister’s aquatic act, thinking that it might be better for everyone if he went the way of Harold Holt. Barack bodybashing good, Tony Abbott wobbling around on a mal bad. Very, very bad.

TA on the wink

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