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Stab Podcast: Has Fernando Gone Too Far, Or Are CT Surfers Being Petulant Little Children?

World Surf League vs. International Surfing Association

news // Feb 26, 2026
Words by Jack O'Neill Paterson
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Is it really an apocalypse out there? 

All available evidence in the outside world suggests yes. Surfing, though, maybe not. Despite the recurring panic about the pod’s impending extinction, Mikey and Buck continue to loiter in the ecosystem, refusing replacement. Though Stab Mic now occupies a nearby tax bracket of the same idea, they persist. 

Pull back a little and note the further evidence that the apocalypse has stalled. Or at least flattened out. For professional surfers, the end times now resemble a brisk quarter of sponsorships, ownerships, and OnlyFans nip slips. 

Mikey and Buck also weigh in on the ISA/WSL cold war, deliver a SITDX Ep 3 autopsy plus finale update, unpack Italo’s little sponsorship parlour trick, examine the sale of Gnaraloo, and then keep going. Much, much, much, much more.

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