Stab Podcast: How Many Waves Counts As A Session? - Stab Mag
216 Views
Mason Ho has never caught fewer than 37 waves in a session. Photo by Ryan Miller

Stab Podcast: How Many Waves Counts As A Session?

Conspiracy theories, wildcard fiascos, and an inception-like surf sin.

news // Oct 22, 2021
Words by Jack Mutschler
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Three waves counts as a session.

Anything more is a bonus, and anything less isn’t surfing. End of discussion.

But let’s re-open that conversation immediately, because Danny and Buck have plenty more to talk about on this week’s pod.

Let’s start with the Wildcard Fiasco:

The WSL has announced that any spots that pop up due to a double qualification dilemma will be treated as a season wildcard and handed out at the discretion. In the past, this scenario meant that the next surfer on the CS list would qualify for the CT; as you may recall, last season Morgan Cibilic finished 11th but was still promoted to the big leagues.

Now, the wildcards will be awarded to whomever the WSL chooses at each stop. Many competitors are upset by this decision and have a petition with over 100 signatures from CS and CT surfers to prove it.

Are surfboards made to fail?

Our Swellian friend Jed Smith grabbed the mic for a few moments to discuss a recent article of his that investigates the balance between durability and performance in surfboards.

Is it paranoid to think that board companies design surfboards to break, thus driving repeat purchases? Maybe, but when you’re able to puncture the glass with the wiggle of a thumb, nothing seems off the table.

Surf sins

If you borrow a friend’s board, fuck it up, but have it repaired professionally, have you really committed a crime?

Of course not, but things get tricky when you find out your buddy isn’t the true owner of the board. This web of lies runs thicks; proceed with caution.

Listen here.

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

Who Has The Right To ‘Protect’ A Hidden Wave?

In surfing's new-age colonialism, everybody's right and everybody's wrong.

Nov 16, 2025

Watch Snapt 5: The Final Cut

After twenty-two years, this is Logan Dulien's biggest mic drop yet. Probably.

Nov 13, 2025

Guess Who’s Back

New mom Carissa Moore to make her Championship Tour return in 2026.

Nov 13, 2025

Where Is Our Mind?

Why we just filmed another 'Stab in the Dark'... before releasing Kelly.

Nov 12, 2025

The Greatest British Surf Conspiracy Of Our Time

Multiple bankruptcies, Russian oligarchs, environmental fugitives and a... wavepool?

Nov 9, 2025

Unlocked: Shark-Eyed Prince João Mendonça In ‘Same Same’

You won’t hear much from the young Portuguese surfer's mouth, but his SEOTY entry says…

Nov 9, 2025

“I’ve Been In Pain My Whole Life. If I’m Going To Get Hurt Surfing, So Be It.” 

Jade Morgan recounts his latest spinal injury + the art of living with a body…

Nov 9, 2025

Inside The Illegal, DIY Operation To Bring Munich’s River Wave Back

Local surfers know exactly how to fix the Eisbach, but they risk a 50k fine.

Nov 8, 2025

“Not Only Did He Beat That Frickin’ Temper-Tantrum-Throwing Goober, Thank God, But He Did It On A Board He Crafted Himself”

Joel Tudor celebrates the maiden Longboard World Title of Kai Ellice Flint.

Nov 7, 2025

EAST With Mikey February, Episode Two

Five more shapers and five eliminations at rush-hour Malibu and Trestles.

Nov 7, 2025

“I’ve Won Three World Titles, But This Is The Biggest Win Of My Career.”

The true story of how Joel Tudor brought an international airline to its knees.

Nov 6, 2025

200 Anglegrinders Vie For Slab Tour, Bitcoin Winner Cut Loose, World Junior Champ Plunges Life Savings Into Luxury Eyewear

Industry news. Heaps of it.

Nov 6, 2025

Russell Bierke’s Latest Clip ‘Inner Mechanics’ Comes With A Content Advisory Warning

"Those tiny surface imperfections can give you clues as to how a wave breaks down…

Nov 5, 2025

Boat Flipped By Rogue Wave In Oceanside Harbor, Survivors Rescued By 12-Year-Old

Update: Second boat capsizes five days later

Nov 4, 2025

Episode Two Shaper Reveal — EAST With Mikey February

Five more shapers, 18 more finboxes — and a whole lotta righthanders.

Nov 4, 2025

The Best EXACT MOMENTS SURFING WENT WRONG, Ranked!

Includes: Floatergate (2011), board bags with wheels (2002), legropes (1970) + more.

Nov 3, 2025

For 24 Hours, Watch Every Episode Of Andy Irons & The Radicals — Free

15 years ago today, we lost AI.

Nov 3, 2025

Eye Witness Account: What Actually Happened At The GB Cup?

"I heard one of them say to the girls: 'Can you just fuck off my…

Oct 31, 2025
Advertisement