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What this guy does at Nazaré is nothing short of impressive. Saquarema wildcard and tow lord Lucas 'Chumbo' Chianca. Photo: Damien Poullenot/WSL

Listen: Nobody Is Immune To Nazaré

Buck and Mikey take the bait on Nazaré, argue whether Saquarema is CT worthy, and run through the week in surfing news.

news // Jun 25, 2026
Words by Pedro Ramos
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Much has been written about Nazaré in these digital pages. 

For close to 15 years we’ve been saying how little we cared for it, the word burger used so often that if you type it into your search bar, Stab might come up next to McDonalds and In n Out.

Nazaré is maybe surfing’s version of Timothée Chalamet. Every single person you respect shows total indifference, until someone mentions it at a parking lot or dinner table, at which point those same people will find it very hard to keep their opinions to themselves for the next 45 minutes. No hydration breaks.

Buck and Mikey lasted about as long as anyone else before taking the bait. Todd Barnes and the team behind the new How Surfers Get Paid episode pierced a shiny hook through both their cheeks.

While measures get disputed and shin bones get stacked, they opine long enough on the equally contentious topic of whether Saquarema deserves its CT spot.

If you haven’t watched the new episode of Surf100 Challenge presented by Pacifico, you might want to skip this pod as it’s loaded with spoilers.

This week’s Drop closes on the untimely passing of Patrick Phillips at Teahupo’o.

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