Full Moons, Head Knocks, Relatable Tube-Whispering, And Manifested Destiny On Day 1 Of Surfing's Sexier Olympic Games - Stab Mag
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Way better than the 'Modern Pentathlon" or whatever sport was on at the same time. Photo by Ryan Miller

Full Moons, Head Knocks, Relatable Tube-Whispering, And Manifested Destiny On Day 1 Of Surfing’s Sexier Olympic Games

Plus, the French don’t surrender this time.

Words by Michael Ciaramella, Christian Bowcutt, & Holden Trnka
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