(Misleading) Gallery: The Box Wasn’t As Good As It Looked Yesterday - Stab Mag

Live Now — Episode 3 Of Surf100 Challenge Series Presented By Pacifico

345 Views

(Misleading) Gallery: The Box Wasn’t As Good As It Looked Yesterday

Contradicting imagery featuring Seabass, Joel Parkinson, The Commissioner and a shoulder-hopping John Florence.

full frame // Apr 16, 2018
Words by Stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Now, we’re not saying that Commissioner Perrow made a doozy of a call running at Main Break. In fact, according to everyone out there, this Box session was temperamental and short-lived, but that doesn’t mean we can’t imagine what could’ve possibly been if these snaps of the Box were a little more on the frequent side. 

Yesterday morning, Kieren Perrow, the WSL men’s commissioner made the call to run at the event’s primary spot – which is also the event’s least entertaining spot – Main Break.

The Box looked funky in the morning and despite it appearing semi-pumping in this photographic post-hoc insight, it was inconsistent and had exhausted all it’s offerings by the time mid-morning had swung around.

“The Box was still hungover from the previous days large swell and southerly winds. It was a bit wonky and before the sun came up it wasn’t really an option.” Tom Pearsall, the photographer who snapped the above told Stab about the early morning session

“As the sun rose, the waves cleaned up and the remnants of the previous swell threw out an hour worth of solid box numbers. But it was still a bit wonky with big widow maker south peaks trying to take everyone out. Then everything slowed right down as the day went on, by 10am it was about one wave every half an hour.”

Joel Parkinson who crept directly into Round 3 also managed to luck into a few of the Box’s rarities that morning, but he had similar things to say about the session: 

“There was only a couple good waves and was crap by 10am”.

Sebastian Zietz told us “it was fun, a little slow. I don’t know if there was a enough sets for a heat.”

Despite all signs pointing towards Kieren making the right call, we can’t help but imagine, hope, and even cast our minds back to just how damn good viewing a WSL comp at The Box is. North Point might provide a more perfect park for the WSL, but for the viewers, there’s nothing more entertaining than a few top-to-bottom gurglers.  

It wasn’t to be yesterday, but let’s just hope that the swell due later this week is consistent enough to hold the comp somewhere, anywhere, but Main Break.

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

Matty McG Skydives Into CT Heat, But Jordy’s Still The Main Event

A full day of heats at J-Bay, and only one shark warning.

Jul 12, 2025

Controversial Opinion: No One Needs To Yoga In Boardshorts

12 Trunks for the traditionalist.

Jul 12, 2025

Correction: J-Bay All Foreplay, No Climax

Slim pickings on Day 1 of the Corona Cero Open J-Bay 2025.

Jul 11, 2025

What Do Hollywood, Surf Lessons, Michael Jackson And Traction Pads Have In Common?

A Stab Interview with Teva Dexter, the man behind surfing's hardest new hardware brand —…

Jul 10, 2025

Surf100 Challenge Series Presented By Pacifico: Episode 3

"The tribe has spoken," Dane Reynolds pronounced, and a surfer's torch was snuffed.

Jul 10, 2025

How Josh Ku Nearly Died Trying To Cross From Ulus to G Land by Hydrofoil

“If someone finds me dead at least they can find my phone and know what…

Jul 10, 2025

Expect No Kiss, All Climax At The “World’s Most Perfect Pointbreak”

A Corona Cero Open J-Bay 2025 preview.

Jul 9, 2025

SEOTY: Liam O’Brien stars in ‘Friction of Perception’

"Hopefully I don’t come across like too much of a peanut."

Jul 8, 2025

10 Shapers To Watch In The Next 10 Years — Part One

“It’s like a drug empire, man. Cut the head off the snakes, and more will…

Jul 7, 2025

Mason Ho Joins Ritual Vision, Releases Remix Of Greatest Hits

Dion Agius riffs on the eyewear brand’s U.S. expansion, Ritualistic Tendencies, and the new stars…

Jul 7, 2025

Is It Time For A New Judging Format?

We have a modest proposal — a WSL head judge disagrees.

Jul 7, 2025

Luke Thompson Turns Last Year’s Priority Disaster Into Ballito Gold

+ earns himself a wildcard into Jbay.

Jul 7, 2025

Fiji Has Its First Professional Surfer, And He’s Unbelievable

16-year-old James Kusitino’s incomprehensible tube lounging leads to a deal with Former.

Jul 6, 2025

Laird Hamilton on The Limitations of Being a Purist, Invention vs. Ownership + Why He Never Had a Sticker Deal 

Untold stories from his How Surfers Get Paid interview.

Jul 4, 2025

When Surfer’s Eye Is Actually Cancer

Erin Campbell's brutal journey from surf camp dreams to chemo drops, cryotherapy, and surgical horror.

Jul 3, 2025

Surfing’s 2025 Q2 Report

An assessment of surfing's vital signs throughout the second quarter of 2025.

Jul 2, 2025

What Actually Happened to Occy’s Mad Max Plunger Pool In Yeppoon?

Surf Lakes’ brass talks: internet hecklers, the unplugging of the plunger, and the Tom Curren…

Jul 2, 2025

Poor Goofy Foots 

Data shows that the world is stacked against goofs — they even make 15% less money than…

Jul 1, 2025
Advertisement