If Alfred Hitchcock Were A Surf Photographer

We get it. You’re over the east coast. And if it weren’t for the winged rats in the foreground of this warping New Jersey wedge, we probably wouldn’t have run it at all. 

But a great photo is a great photo, and this particular culmination of pixels — featuring Simon Hetrick in an extravagantly adorned teepee — made Stab‘s heart swell with glee. 

On this recent day in the Garden State, the local seagull population was feeding on a steady diet of shrimp and seaweed while local surfers continued to stuff their tube stores for the long, (hopefully) flat summer to come. 

Seriously guys, knock it off over there.