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Wherever there's surf, there's a post-surf dish that someone swears by (occasionally enhanced by a glass of red). Below, we go about the important undertaking of examining those dishes through an agnostic lens. Photo: Trevor Moran

The Best Post-Surf Foods, Ranked

A mixture of proteins, fats, carbohydrates, insults, and praise.

Words by Paul Evans
Reading Time: 9 minutes

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