“You Can Take That Red Bull And Shove It Up Your Ass” - Stab Mag
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Caity Simmers' first trip to the Gold Coast had more than its fair share of ups and downs. Photo: Matt Dunbar/WSL

“You Can Take That Red Bull And Shove It Up Your Ass”

Snapper wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows for CS winner Caity Simmers.

Words by Coral McDuffee
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