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Zeke Shamelessly Ambushing Pipe Beachgoers With A Tiny Mic Is Peak Squirmish Entertainment

You’ve never seen a person more at ease with rejection from surfing’s elite.

elsewhere // Feb 14, 2023
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: < 1 minutes


Watching pimple popping videos is a guilty pleasure, so is Zeke’s YouTube channel.

Titled, “TRANSGENDERS at the 2023 WSL Billabong Pipeline Pro!”, the Stab Highway supervillian’s latest video is 22 minutes of provocation that will have your head in your palm and cortisol levels rising like a tide. 

Between Strider’s sidestep, Britt Merrick covering his face, Gabriel Medina leaving him hanging, Peter King’s analysis of Griffin as the ultimate CT bachelor for conniving gold-diggers, and the zoom shots of people plucking food out of their teeth, it is a mine of cringe-worthy moments and a masterclass in taking rejection in your stride. 

Forget the topical title or the fruitless debate to come off it – the accessory tidbits are what matter here, and only a person as shameless as Zeke could pull off such a feat.


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