Stabcast: Should Anyone With Cash And The “Cajones” Surf Nazaré? - Stab Mag
199 Views
Sir Edmund Hillary and Sherpa Tenzing Norgay. The first recorded people to summit Everest. But would they have grabbed the tow rope? Photo: National Geographic

Stabcast: Should Anyone With Cash And The “Cajones” Surf Nazaré?

Not if we’ve learned anything from Mount Everest.

elsewhere // Nov 27, 2022
Words by Christian Bowcutt
Reading Time: 2 minutes

In 1953 a brave Brit and wise Sherpa summited Mount Everest for the first time (on record). 

Since then, 310 people have died trying to reach the top. That’s roughly four fatalities a year. The majority of fatalities are thought to come from bad decisions that lead to falls and other accidents. The brain, fatigued and without enough oxygen, often makes miscalculations — some fatal. 

A leading theory is that too many people attempt the climb without the proper training or respect for the danger. It appears some believe if they can afford contracting a Sherpa and the best equipment then a safe Everest summit is assured. But what does this have to do with surfing?

Nazaré is surfing’s Mount Everest — thanks to a few unique blessings from Mother Nature. On this week’s pod Mikey and Buck take a closer look at a piece released on Stab Premium this week entitled “The Uber Driver Turned Crypto Millionaire Who Denounced His U.S. Citizenship And Whips Into XXL Nazaré”

Toby “Trouble”, the ex-Uber chauffeur, is described as a “very average surfer” but nonetheless has the funds and phallic endowment necessary to summit Nazaré. Surfers with the means these days can contract a Sherpa (local with knowledge and jetski) and the best equipment (inflatable vest and gun) to make the climb, but should they? 

Plus, the pod goes over Rasta Rob’s unlikely rise from stoner to stardom, Quiksilver’s early aughties revival, what surfing has to do with the World Cup, and a surf sin featuring one of the worst surf-work-life balance negotiations we’ve seen. 

We’ve also got a double feature this week. Here, you’ll find a bonus episode with Mikey and Stace breaking down who is on the cusp of qualification and what they need to do to qualify at Haleiwa, the last stop on the Challenger Series. Find it wherever you get your sound waves (Spotify, Apple, Soundcloud).

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

Eye Witness Account: What Actually Happened At The GB Cup?

"I heard one of them say to the girls: 'Can you just fuck off my…

Oct 31, 2025

Can You Hard-Launch A Twinzer in 2025?

The Panda 'Noz Model' is a fruity Swiss army knife.

Oct 31, 2025

Gallery: Jaleesa Vincent Gets Stoned, Noa Deane Dishes Out The Stimulants

Goons of Doom and Blistar headline Volcom’s party celebrating their new star signing.

Oct 31, 2025

Mick Fanning Has A New Board, A New Fin, And A New Favorite Thing About Surfing

The Stab Interview with surfing's indefatigable 3x champ.

Oct 30, 2025

“The Best Part Of Surfing That Wave Is Coming In”

McKenzie Bowden leads team Roark into the Atacama Desert.

Oct 29, 2025

Watch: Dane Reynolds Explode Back To Life In Chapter 11’s ‘83 S Palm Street’

"Dane's looking all sparky and young again. Even his kickouts are looking aggressive."

Oct 29, 2025

UNLOCKED: The 17-YO Dominating Cape Solander

Kash [Brown] is king.

Oct 29, 2025

Johnny’s Got Your Gun

Seventeen months after slipping off a yacht in Tasmania, a custom surfboard washes up in…

Oct 28, 2025

Great Britain Surfing Finals Canceled After Incident At Thurso; Ian Battrick Responds

"Most of the community supported the comp. It was just a couple of fuckwits who…

Oct 28, 2025

Premium Peek: There Is No One Like Matt Meola

Albee Layer directs a biopic on his best friend — and the greatest aerialist of…

Oct 27, 2025

Meet The ‘Other’ Leandro: Yago’s World-Title Winning Weapon

Leandro Dora laid the foundation. Leandro da Silva helped make a champion.

Oct 26, 2025

“You’re Lucky If You Get Packet Noodles Out There. Everyone Got Sick. But It Was Worth It.”

Kai Hing makes his Afends debut with 'Bakso 900.'

Oct 26, 2025

Stab Interview: Jeremy Flores & The Brain Tumor That Nearly Took Everything

“I forgot everything. How to read, how to write. I even forgot the names of…

Oct 25, 2025

Here’s How You Can Digitally Watch Thomas Campbell’s New Film

Yi-Wo is officially available on the internet.

Oct 25, 2025

EAST With Mikey February, Episode One

Nine shapers tested at 10 different waves in Australia, with an appearance from an 11x…

Oct 23, 2025

Can Surfers Win The Zicatela Sand War? 

Sebastian Williams explains how the world’s heaviest beachbreak got buried alive, and the demolition party…

Oct 23, 2025

Breaking: Gabriel Medina Is Not Going To Be A Daddy

The baby photo was just the bait...

Oct 22, 2025

Noah Beschen And Eimeo Czermak Revive Surfing’s Most Perilous Angle

Two men and one heavy camera underneath the same lip, thanks to Swatch.

Oct 22, 2025
Advertisement