North Shore Heavyweights Unite To Arouse Toe Lovers
Yesterday, Nathan Florence committed the cardinal sin of the internet — posting feet pictures for free. Though it’s impossible to say what the motive was behind sharing his, and his brothers, trollish toes with 425,000 people, speculations have been made. Has Nathan’s once-cordial relationship with OnlyFans soured, leaving the corn-guzzler no choice but to create his own phalange photography platform?
Or, could this be a bid to begin his own digital Triple Crown of Feet Photos?
Speculation aside, his brave act of staunch indifference to the corporate monopoly on feet pictures has inspired hundreds of North Shore heavies to share their own sacred appendages.
Standout entries include the GOAT pretending he doesn’t have hoofs, Matahi Drollet flipping the foot-bird, and Bilbo Kemper’s hobbit impression.
Extra points were given for splay, creativity, and general strangeness. Between all entries, one thing stands out — if you want to surf good, you better hope you were born with gorilla feet.
With Nathan revealing to us that he broke his back and will have some time out of the water, we’re left wondering what other antics he’ll be up to for entertainment in the coming weeks.
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