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Kelly Slater Has Some Thoughts On The British Monarchy

“I’d be mad too if they disapproved of my hot American wife cause it didn’t fit into their inbreeding program.”

elsewhere // Mar 10, 2021
Words by Jack Mutschler
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Honestly, I don’t keep up with British politics. If you’re like me and don’t know what’s happening with the Royal Family, click here.

While my UK political agenda is empty, my journal on all things Kelly Slater is filled from cover to cover.

Did the GOAT just make a pee-pee? I’m fascinated, tell me more… Did he pee on the side of the bowl so it was quiet? What shade of yellow was it? Should he drink more fluids? I want to know.

My most recent discovery is that Kelly Slater has some thoughts on the British Monarchy. As commented on a recent @betootaadvocate post about the royals…

Sure it was a run-on sentence, but Kelly’s message was loud and clear. He even used the “I’m being a wise ass” monkey emojis properly. Well done Kelly, well done.

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