Kelly Slater Casts Wingardium Leviosa Spell To Save Draco Malfoy From Sudden Slumber At Ryder Cup
GOAT magic saves the day.
The Ryder Cup is a golfing tournament comprising teams from the US and Europe that ran last Thursday in Haven, Wisconsin.
Among the star-spangled lineup of celebrities was Kelly Slater, Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy), NHL star Teemu Selänne, 1980 US Olympic hockey team captain Mike Eurzione, and retired speed skater Dan Jansen.
As Kelly went to tee off on the 18th hole, Malfoy, upon witnessing the GOAT’s divine parabolic swing, collapsed.
A source revealed to The Sun: ‘Everyone was stunned and taken aback but what cameras didn’t see is that Kelly jumped straight into action.
‘{Kelly} ran over to Tom and immediately put him in the recovery position well before medics were on the scene. He then stayed with him, keeping him calm and safe as possible. Kelly is really humble and hasn’t posted about his selfless actions but Tom is grateful for his quick thinking.’
Following some TLC and Wiggenweld potion, Malfoy is back on his feet and ready to continue soul-sucking muggles and wizards, he assured his followers on Monday.
‘I am on the mend officially, in case you were worried,’ said Tom.
Just in case.
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