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Kelly Drops His Penance

Imagine getting roasted by the GOAT.

elsewhere // Apr 9, 2023
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Developed by our podfather Danny Johnson, Surf Sins have been a staple on The Drop for a couple years now. In that time, we’ve heard good ones, bad ones, and downright concerning ones. But none of these surf sins, to our knowledge, has ever gotten Kelly Slater’s attention. Until now. 

In this week’s ep, Mikey and Buck discuss a wild string of news stories and finish with a penance from the GOAT himself. 

Topics include: 
– The female surfer who was attacked in Bali
– RIP to Buck’s favorite forecasting site
– A surf clip that made Mikey cry
– More details on the Boardriders deal
– Hawaii’s existential residencials
– 1.5 Surf Sins

Hear a commoner get roasted by Slater on this week’s ep of The Drop. Available above or on Apple Pods/Spotify (search: Stab Podcasts).

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