Jackass Surfer Bathes In Chum Before Jumping Over A Frenzy Of Sharks

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Surfing’s favorite grown-up grom Poopies has been up to his usual antics as of recent.

This time, he had some assistance from the Infamous Jackass crew. We have been presented with a trailer for the Discovery Channel’s favorite seven-day holiday, Shark Week. The trailer shows Mr. Poopies jumping a wakeboard over what looks to be a legitimate feeding frenzy of sharks. After, you know, being bathed in chum by the Wildboyz (I hope Manny is on that boat).

Almost immediately after falling in the water, Poopies is attacked by a shark. A freak accident, truly. Nobody could have anticipated such an event.

With veterans of debauchery Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Ellen DeGeneres Johnny Knoxville, and Jasper from O.F. on standby, it seems we’re in for one hell of a series.

And remember, if you’re going to dedicate an entire week to honor a specific animal, be sure to aggravate the living shit out of it. Rile it up until it attacks someone; that’s always a good idea.