“Ireland Didn’t Disappoint”
At least someone understands Surfline’s new color palette.
“So red is bad?”
Has a color rating overhaul ever caused so much chagrin? Surfline recently swapped out their classic cold-hot colored color for this one intended to work ‘like a stoplight, press go on green!’. But of course, 10+ years of associating red with ‘firing’ has baked in its meaning, and consequently tasked many old reluctant dogs to learn new tricks.
One upset user went as far as to create a Disqus handle titled, ‘Surfline paid by Big Spotlight’ before issuing a scathing victim impact statement. I have been advised to change my color rating back to the classic or face cancellation. However, this would give the paying user of my account grounds on which to boot me.
A dilemma alright.
Youthful Frenchman Charly Quivront clearly got the message, as indicated by the perfect execution of this Irish strike mission.
Gen Z: 1 Boomers: 0
(We’re not talking housing affordability)
Stab In The Dark With Italo Ferreira, Episode 4
And the shaper behind 2023’s best high-performance shortboard is…
Your Loss, Tahiti’s Win
Betonline.AG are donating 100% of their earnings (your losses) from Lemoore towards Tahitian flood victims.
The Surf Ranch Pro Preview: 2% Wildcards, Sudden-Death Duels, And Game Theory
Same swamp, (slightly) different rodeo.
Exclusive: Stab Speaks With El Niño
"I’m just focusing on staying potent, moist and warm. I’m not really thinking that far…
Watch: Gabriel Medina Ping Pongs Off Brazil’s Most Exclusive Pool Coping Before Lemoore
'The waves at Boa Vista Village are so extravagant, they come with their own personal…
Stop Yelling At The Air Reverse
I will no longer tolerate senseless attacks on the go-backwards community.
“He Fingerpainted BEACH HEAD In Big, Bloody Letters Across The Wooden Table”
Ian Crane describes his dysfunctional European escapades.
SEOTY: How Does A Mediterranean Surfer Get This Good?
Watch Barcelona’s Hugo Ortega’s ‘Bad Influencer.’
Another Reminder Of How Stacked This Year’s Challenger Series Is
All rail, no brakes with Shion Crawford
Cole Houshmand Weaponizes Powerful Diff To Bank 18.97 Points In North Narra Final
Issy Nichols gets a w, Aussies lead the Challenger Series.
Why Do So Many Surfers Wear Chains Now?
We asked, Italo Ferreira and 8 other surfers weighed in.
2% Book Two Spots In Lemoore, 16-Year-Old Ladybird Makes North Narra Finals
A howling southerly puts the remaining four heats on standby.
The Stab Interview: Brisa Hennessy
The Olympian and CT winner competed this whole season while battling a brain tumor.
“Brazilians Don’t Mess Around On Jet Skis Or Dance Floors”
The Vans Duct Tape Festival does Rio.
Dane Reynolds To Continue Love Affair With Buell Wetsuits
Plus, a hefty giveaway to celebrate.
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