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Did You Know You Can Win Money On Our Upcoming Stab In The Dark?

Plus $2,425 worth of Mikey C’s 2024 CT season picks.

elsewhere // Jan 19, 2024
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: 2 minutes

If you’re one of our commenters who, fairly or not, despises our perpetuation of sportsbetting — feel free to click away now. Or scorch us in the comments. Your call, really. (If it makes you feel better, all of these SITD bets are maxed at double-digit, non-life ruining quantities).

For those of you who are partial to wagering some of your retirement/social security on surfing probabilities like Mikey C, you might be excited to hear that for the first time ever, we’ve looped our friends over at Betonline.ag into the intricacies of a marquee Stab project.

For the first time ever, you can now bet on the outcome of our double-blind, famously flawed, surfboard taste test.

In fact, along with the outcome, you can bet on whether or not a previous winner will triumph, the Final 4 shapers, if the winning board will be used to eventually win a WSL event, whether any boards are broken in the series, and if Kolohe identifies the Mayhem in the opening scene.

Of course, we’d love to share our bets… except we’re not allowed to make any, because we know literally every outcome.

In addition to these novelty SITD bets, they’ve dove deep on different prop bets and futures for the WSL season, including:

  • WSL Champion
  • Who will reach the Final Five
  • Rookie of the Year
  • Winning Nation
  • Top Ranked Brazilian / American / Australian / Hawaiian
  • Head-to-Head Season match ups between surfers
Cole Houshmand is paying +1400 to make the Final 5. Photo by WSL.

Mikey C’s WSL CT Season Picks:

$100 on JJF to make top 5 at -105 to win $95
$100 on Ethan Ewing to make top 5 at -125 to win $80
$625 on Gabriel Medina to make top 5 at -250 to win $250
$100 on Griffin Colapinto to make top 5 at -105 to win $95
$250 on Molly Picklum to make top 5 at -135 to win $185
$100 on Caroline Marks to make top 5 at -135 to win $74
$250 on Caity Simmers to make top 5 at -135 to win $185
$100 on Crosby Colapinto to win ROTY at +450 to win $450
$100 on Jacob Willcox to win ROTY at +350 to win $350
$100 on Molly Picklum to win WT at +700 to win $700
$100 on Caity Simmers to win WT at +600 to win $600
$500 on Filipe Toledo to win WT at +500 to win $2,500

In total, that’s $2,425 down to win a possible $5,564

Get amongst it at betonline.ag

This is a fun/absurd one.

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