A Chapter 11 TV Double-Feature You Can Consume In Under 6 Minutes - Stab Mag
650 Views
"Honestly, seems like the shittier the board the harder Eithan rips it. This was a CI Neckbeard he painted black, busted the nose open at Waco and duct-taped it shut for a few sessions at home." - Chapter 11 TV

A Chapter 11 TV Double-Feature You Can Consume In Under 6 Minutes

… and that one time Dane Reynolds was my cashier.

elsewhere // Apr 8, 2023
Words by Christian Bowcutt
Reading Time: 2 minutes
Weak sun, brisk chill, and crumbly beach breaks — this is April in California. This posse still manages to make it look fun. Video: Chapter 11 TV

Three months ago I was rang up at a check-out counter by Dane Reynolds.

No, my childhood hero (who at one point was being paid $3.5 million a year by Quiksilver and who now co-owns and runs Former) was not relegated to making $18/hour at Trader Joe’s.

He was instead manning the helm at the Chapter 11 TV shop in Ventura — he (presumably) owns the place. I bought a hat. I tried to play it cool. As I approached the check-out counter I felt how you might feel at the poker table with a real good hand — heart pounding, not wanting to show it. I handed him the hat and then my Discover card. My friends did the same thing, deferentially handing over the goods and almost bowing at the end of the transaction.

As we left, one of the girls we were with was confused why our faces looked like we just walked out of a séance: “That’s Dane Reynolds?” she said, “He just seems like a dad.”

That, for me, is part of the allure of Dane. Better than humble, he’s approachable. That same attribute is what has made all of his edits so special for so long. I can’t approach his surfing, but I can relate to the random conversations in the background about rental cars, the mushy wind-kissed 11am California surf session, the chatty parking lot scene, and the working-class, ungentrifiable ethos that Ventura possesses.

That being said, here are two brand new edits from Chapter 11. The first includes Dane, Micky Clarke, Rolo Montes, and Holly Wawn. The second one (see below), is a bite-sized clip from Eithan Osborne on a duct-taped board designed for Waco.

They are both good. And you will have absorbed them into your cranium in under six minutes.

Here’s to hoping you get to hand your credit card to Dane Reynolds someday too.

Eithan making much out of California’s almost-always-dismal Springtime conditions. Video: Chapter 11 TV

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

Exclusive: Noa Deane Stars In Film Of The Year Nominee “Stimulant”

A flawless degustation cooked up by James Kates.

Dec 21, 2025

Meet Our 2025 Stab Surfer of the Year Contenders

And cast your vote for the winners.

Dec 20, 2025

Stab’s 2025 Holiday Gift Guide — Surf Essentials

Meet the boards, fins, traction, leashes and more that are actually used by the Stab…

Dec 20, 2025

The End Of Industry, 2025

How many reigning world champs walk the earth without a sticker on their nose?

Dec 19, 2025

Spoiler Alert: The Winner Of EAST With Mikey February Is…

A gallery of last night's finale premiere at Dreamland in Malibu.

Dec 18, 2025

EAST With Mikey February, Season Finale

And the winner is…

Dec 18, 2025

The Best Wetsuits Of 2026*

According to 7,500 of you.

Dec 17, 2025

Stab’s 2025 Holiday Gift Guide — Wearables & Accessories Edition

For you, or the surfer in your life.

Dec 16, 2025

Does Noa Deane Have SSOTY Fever? 

A full Hawaii part today, a feature-length film coming this week.

Dec 16, 2025

Flash Floods Kill Dozens In Moroccan Surf Town, Just Days After Invitational Surf Celebration

“The worst thing is that tonight and tomorrow are supposed to have worse rains than…

Dec 16, 2025

Watch ‘Ride The Line’ — A Blak Bear Surf Club Film

The most cortisol-spiked surf film of 2025, by Tomo McPherson and Teva Dexter.

Dec 15, 2025

The Long Awaited Return Of Solaman Bailey

From CONEHEAD to BONEHEAD.

Dec 15, 2025

The Surfer Who Swooned Madonna: A Stab Interview With Kaipo Guerrero

On climbing the ladder, Elo vs Crosby, and courting the world's biggest pop star at…

Dec 14, 2025

I Went To Nazaré And Couldn’t See Shit

Sebastian Steudtner saves Chumbo, Nic Von Rupp and Clement Roseyro become back-to-back champs.

Dec 13, 2025

The 100 Million Dollar Wave

An economic study of Nazaré.

Dec 12, 2025

Tension 11 And The Beautiful, Battered State Of Bodyboarding

Chris White on reviving the iconic boog films after 20 years, and the unsettling physics…

Dec 12, 2025

Zoe McDougall Debuts In “I Love You 2”

But, according to Vogue, boyfriends are out.

Dec 12, 2025

How Will Australia’s Social Media Ban Affect Surfing’s Kidfluencers?

The high-stakes world of youth digital entrepreneurship.

Dec 11, 2025
Advertisement