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Dylan Graves Hunts Down Eternal Gromhood

The children of the weird (waves).

cinema // May 19, 2021
Words by Jack Mutschler
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Weird Waves host and producer Dylan Graves takes us back in time to a land of soft-tops and backwash, in episode 3 of his nautical-themed nonsense.

His first stop is at what he accurately describes as a “Grom Gladiator Pit.” The waves break in multiple directions, and the flight patterns of 30+ soft tops surprise bystanders on the cliffs.

Graves later plays chicken at a wave that breaks between a rock and … another rock. Surfing underneath a stone arch of death is dangerous and unnecessary, but when you’re making a show called Weird Waves, the local beachie is off the table….unless your local waist-high slop factory is filled with 60-year-old surf legends hunting down the world’s tiniest barrel, then it meets the criteria.

Grab your hybrid belly board hand plane and join the party here.

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