Evan Geiselman, Cory Lopez And Co. Roadtrip For Frigid Chambers

Show a goofy-footer a knee-high, burgery left and they’ll be in the lineup faster than Slater sniffs out a trivial debate on Instagram.

Show a goofy-footer a left that actually has some size and shape, and you’ll be hard-pressed to extract them from the water even with a southern dinner bell. 

Goofy-foots’ relationship with forehand surfing is one of woeful addiction and can be seen in its most glaring form in the video above. Inside, three non-North Carolina residents (Evan Geiselman, Cory Lopez, Rob Kelly) drive a minimum of eight hours apiece to meet their local pal (Brett Barley) for a quality nor’easter at one of the East Atlantic’s premier left-handers. 

If that’s not the sign of a deep, dark obsession, then explain all the beef jerky they ate along the way.