Big Dick Power Surfer Vs. Gabriel Medina: A Total Bloodbath!

You can’t feign a rivalry. 

They are the byproducts of uncontrollable elements. They are what compel us to sport. 

And now, as surfing approaches the Olympics the same way an Oppenheimer idea approaches Hiroshima, we are fortunate enough to witness a burgeoning rivalry. And we’re not talking the WSL vs the general public. We’re talking BDPS V GM. 

After a full season of Big Dick Power Surfer’s SPF ratings, tension had built between the two. It was mostly sexual as the two sought to establish dominance and assert who is the true alpha here. Westerly Windina deeply understands this format. But who would come out on top, so to speak? 

The answer: See above. 

Everybody knows that statistics are lame so, with the finals day at Pipeline looming, you can pretty much lock Italo Ferreira as the 2019 World Champion.