Stab Magazine | Sub-Zero Surfing, Icelandic Hot Dogs And The Best Trip Of Asher Pacey's Life

Now Live: Best Surfing I've Ever Seen With Nate Lawrence

788 Views

Sub-Zero Surfing, Icelandic Hot Dogs And The Best Trip Of Asher Pacey’s Life

Watch: The ‘Fjordman’, an unappealing surf adventure to the far reaches of the globe.

cinema // Jul 18, 2018
Words by stab
Reading Time: 5 minutes

Balmy Indo highlines? Freighting right-hand Mexican points? A hinterland prospector’s dream dig?

According to Asher Pacey, the best surf trip of his life was a month being held against his will in a van, forced to eat hot dogs, circumnavigating Iceland, at the hands of a once prone madman – a barefoot, bearded, beer-swilling, shoe-hating south coaster, Ryan ‘Maddog’ Mattick.

“The Fjordman” is the 20-plus minute documentation of this month-long Icelandic expedition/hostage situation.   

‘Maddog’ ain’t no virgin to the ice realm; in 2010 he dragged a bunch of prone riders across the Arctic as part of the ‘critically acclaimed’, ‘The Viking’, then somehow convinced a kneeboarder to plant his hands firmly around the pipe in 2015 for No Country For Cold Men. But no other surf-focused Arctic flick out holds clout to Pacey’s dual finned Icelandic propaganda here today.

kuku aurora

“Iceland is incredibly scenic, you pretty much have your head out the window the whole time looking at stuff and being blown away. We got to see the Northern lights about 6 or 7 times as well.” Asher Pacey. This is one of those times.

Photography

Ryan Mattick

Twenty minutes that made grown men at the premiere cry, twenty minutes of waves that are only superseded by the backdrop they’re canvassed upon, and twenty minutes of solid argument of ditching that centre fin. 

Oh, and for those who enjoy a well curated listening experience, the soundtrack was scored by Shining Bird’s, Russell W specifically for the film.

Alongside AP & Maddog were Dav Fox, Craig Anderson and Morgan Hives squeezed into the small van on a country that only experiences five hours of twilight flickering light every day. The latter three had enough and got the hell out there while the film’s protagonist and filmmaker continued in the heart of Icelandic darkness for a further two weeks.

asher high line

“When i first got there there was a lot of green, but then the snow set in and the sun started getting lower.”

Photography

Ryan Mattick

“I’d been to Norway, but I’d never been to Iceland before, I’d actually never met Mattick before either, the first time I met him was when I got off the plane…[laughs],” Pacey told Stab.

“Pace rocked up at Kelfavik airport, bottle of bisongrass vodka in hand, swigging away. Any question as how we’d all get along was immediately answered”, Maddog responded.

As is clear, Asher scored; although the locale isn’t exactly as pleasing as it appears to us, sitting behind a computer, rugged up in a jumper.

Greenland might be colder, but it’s not called Iceland for nothin’.  

“One of the days it got down to -15 [Celsius] and generally it was between 0 and -10 air temperature, while the water temps were hovering between two and six degrees,” AP told Stab about the sub-zero conditions. “I was in a 5/4/3 with a hood and 5mm gloves, I assumed the Dog would bring thicker boots too but he only had 3mm…[laughs].

“At one point my feet were hurting so much I had to double up: a pair of smalls and then medium boots over the top of those. Ando ended up leaving me some 7mm boots when they came over though,” said Asher.

iceluka

Iceluka?

Photography

Ryan Mattick

It should be noted that Maddog filmed the majority of film footage barefoot, simply because he, “hates driving with shoes”.

Although the geothermal springs were enough to soothe your soul alongside a nice drop after a short (read: long) day of keeping your limbs from seizing up.

But thin boots were the least of their neoprenal concerns; thin boots made for shredding might be bad, but boots that are frozen solid are (literally) much harder.  

“We kept our suits in the back of the van meaning they’re not exposed to the heater. So when it dropped below zero the suits were actually frozen. You can’t do much other than just make sure you’re warm beforehand – fingers, toes, everything. Even then you can only last about two hours.” Pacey said about the suit sitch.

Oh, and aside from being as frigid as is fucking imaginable, coming into the winter months, Iceland only experiences about five hours of daylight. “You wake up at 8 am and it’s pitch black, it’s finally light by 10 am, but by around 3 in the afternoon the sun’s setting again,” Pacey continued, “Some of the spots we surfed in the Fjords weren’t really getting any sun at all, it’s almost perpetual twilight.”

In addition to the 19 hours of daily blackout, ice suits and wafer thin rubber soles, there’s also the issue of driving your packed out van up slopes more resemblant of skating rinks than roads.

“[At one spot] We went to do this little hill climb and it didn’t work the first few times. So we got a little run-up, got about halfway and the wheels started spinning and we were sliding backwards down the hill into a ditch; The Dog hit the handbrake and it pulled us around somehow so we were facing back down the road. If he didn’t do that though we were definitely going into a ditch but he somehow pulled it.”

pace olas

Don’t ever complain about Sydney’s winter again.

Photography

Ryan Mattick

“There were other sections that took three of four times to get out too, we had to get a run up, pick different lines and seriously plan how we were going to get out. We would’ve been trapped in there for days if we didn’t get out.” AP continued.

And even when the boys weren’t facing a few nights bunkered down in a ditch, they were facing three night stints in hot dog filled Icelandic service stations.

“The roads were shut, the weather was too gnarly to look around, we just bunkered down and kept warm in the servo for three days [laughs]. Hot dogs are a bit of a staple over there, we just planned out where we were going to head afterwards,” Asher says after regarding their three-day servo bender.

On a less-hotdog-related note, there’s not exactly a prospering gang of local surfers, and the waves are consistent, “There’s a lot of swells, different coastlines are exposed to all sorts of swells.”

pace river

…And if twin conducive points aren’t your cup of tea.

Photography

Ryan Mattick

“I think we did about 7000km of driving all up over the month, Iceland isn’t exactly big, but you have to constantly be hunting to find waves. You can’t just sit in one spot.” said Asher.  

“[In terms of other surfers] there’s not much going on at all. Besides that main pointbreak [near the beginning of the film] it was only ever me out surfing and Maddog shooting.

“There’s really core crew of like five dudes who are fucking core, but it’s nothing compared to what you see anywhere known for surfing. Imagine learning to surf in Iceland,” said Maddog on the local scene, “where there’s 5 hours daylight, the water is 5 degrees and the air temp hovers between 0 and -15.”

You’ll probably never go to Iceland, and if you do, I’d bet a buck that you won’t be keen to slip into your steamer. Pacey reckons it’s the ‘best surf trip he’s ever been on’, but despite how good it is, “I’ll take my hat off to anyone that deals with the cold over there”.

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

Is Nat Young’s 4.03 A Symbol Of Surf Judging Demise, Or A Harmless Scoring Aberration?

World champs, super coaches, WSL commentators and more sound off on the state of surf…

May 1, 2024

How Stretch And Nathan Fletcher SpaceX’d Surfboard Design Into The Future

“I brought the boards to Hawaii and everybody laughed at me. Everyone except Michael Ho…

Apr 30, 2024

Doug Silva Is The Skullet-Locked 12x World Party Champ Working Wonders For Seth Moniz’s Tour Trajectory

Here's how he uses EDM + storytelling to snap talent into 'infected alligators'.

Apr 30, 2024

Marti Paradisis On The New Shipsterns Safety Initiative + The Laziness Of Bandwagoning Swell Carnivals

Before calling Shipsterns Bluff and getting flexed, read this. 

Apr 28, 2024

Full Frame: A 15-Minute, One-Wave Pipe Session

"Oh shit, that was kind of nuts, I think I think I'm just gonna go…

Apr 27, 2024

Want Half-A-Brain? Keep Calling Helmets Lame

Kai Lenny surfs hideous Jaws + Mavs + Waimea, joins esteemed list of surfers to…

Apr 27, 2024

80 Men And 48 Women Enter The CS Gauntlet — Only 15 Will Survive

Your 2024 Challenger Series x Gold Coast Pro preview.

Apr 26, 2024

The Best Surfing I’ve Ever Seen: Nate Lawrence

Kolohe, Cola Bros, Luke Davis, Crane, and "the most magical 3 weeks ever had in…

Apr 25, 2024

Snapper To Return To The CT In 2025(!) + WSL Announces Season Wildcards

Next year is looking up. Here's what we know...

Apr 25, 2024

Kelly Slater Will Surf In Tahiti And Fiji CT Events — And He’s Bringing A Secret Weapon With Him

What's it like to coach an 11x champ? We asked Glenn "Micro" Hall.

Apr 24, 2024

Watch: A Masterclass In Belated Drops At The Teepee Capital Of The World

And the rest of the O’Neill team sticks the landing in Hawaii.

Apr 24, 2024

How Sophie McCulloch Broke Her Back At The Box Three Days After Being Cut From The CT

The untold brutal side story of finals day in WA.

Apr 24, 2024

The Cut Wasn’t The Surf Fans’ Idea — But It Might Be Our Fault

Psychoanalyzing surfing’s highly sadistic audience (us!).

Apr 23, 2024

How Surfers (And Skiers/Snowboarders) Could Be Using Buoys Better

Snow in Japan = waves at Pipe = snow in Utah, @PowderBuoy told us.

Apr 22, 2024

How Did Sydney’s Hottest Landscape Architect Stack So Many Clips Less Than 10Kms From Centrepoint Tower? 

Fraser Dovell is a man of culture, taste and jabbing North Av lefts in the…

Apr 22, 2024

Full Frame: The Other Side Of Nazaré

The death of a wave, and the birth of an entire genre of surf. 

Apr 21, 2024

Jack Robbo Double Beats Double John At Margies, Gabriela Bryan Dodges Dolphins For Maiden Win

The cut is finished - WA finals recap.

Apr 21, 2024

Watch: A Leisurely Day With Fingal’s-Most-Wanted Foamball Wrangler

Lungi Slabb and filmmaker Beren Hall offer insight into the exact specs which bring GoPro…

Apr 20, 2024
Advertisement