Stab Magazine | Jaleesa Vincent Will Tap Dance On Your Heart, Smiling All The While
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Jaleesa Vincent Will Tap Dance On Your Heart, Smiling All The While

A fun girl. 

cinema // Jun 21, 2019
Words by stab
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Girls with short hair give no fucks about your feelings. Fact. 

It’s not that they’re cold-hearted or cruel—bob cut baddies just have more important things to worry about than your fragile masculinity.

Take Jaleesa Vincent for example. The inimitable Aussie lives life to the crack of her own snare, tap dancing in fields and surfing exclusively in the arvo for this eclectic short.

While Jaleesa’s on-wave performance wouldn’t threaten Steph Gilmore with a bum leg and a blindfold on, we do think the pair could start a cool band some day. Just saying. 

 

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