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Push Send: John John Florence

Remember when pro surfers would guest edit an issue of ya favourite mag? We do, and we wish it happened more often. Bruce and Andy once did an issue of Surfer Mag and it was awesome. It’s now a fast changing world where digital rules – the old classics are a thing of the past. So […]

news // Mar 8, 2016
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Remember when pro surfers would guest edit an issue of ya favourite mag? We do, and we wish it happened more often. Bruce and Andy once did an issue of Surfer Mag and it was awesome. It’s now a fast changing world where digital rules – the old classics are a thing of the past. So we decided to bring back the guest editor, but in a more modern way. This week we’re giving JJF the reigns of Stabmag.com. But first, lets get to know the man who will keep you enthralled throughout the next week.

 

1. My full name is… John Alexander Florence.


2. But I also respond to… John, John John.

3. My actual age is… 21.

4. But most people think I am…  17.


5. I currently reside… in Hawaii.


6. But I’d prefer to live in…  Hawaii.

7. Surfing is… unique.

8. Money is… the root of all evil.

9. I’ve always wanted to… go to space.

10. Pipe is… my home.

11. Drugs are… trippy.


12. The only purpose alcohol serves is…  a good hangover.


13. My dream job is…  my life right now. I wouldn’t change a thing.

14. I secretly love… Candice Swanepoel.


15. There is nothing I hate more than…  The middle seat on an airplane.


16. I become panicked when…  I drink coffee.

17. The last time I checked I was… home sick.


18. One thing people don’t know about me is… I am pretty damn shy…

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