Mayhem Wins The Stab In The Dark People’s Choice Awards

Pyzel may have won Dane Reynold’s vote, but the people are rallying behind Matt “Mayhem” Biolos. Just as Sir Donnie T won the Electoral College: 290-232, according to New York Times, Clinton by the time the ballots are counted in full, is “likely to be ahead by more than two million votes.” And it’s silly to draw comparisons between our board test with Dane Reynolds and the US presidential election is. However, according to Stab readers, Dane looked better on Mayhem’s by 11.37 percent of the polling pool.  

According to the popular vote, Matt “Mayhem” Biolos would be the Stab in the Dark winner. 

If you’re sick of polls, politics and protests go ahead and revisit Dane riding Mayhem’s submission above–if you can’t get enough of the drama, you can stoke the fire.

The people have spoken.