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103x Formula One Polesitter Lewis Hamilton Clears Dirty Air Of ‘Racism Sledge’ @ The Bu!

Salt water > exhaust.

elsewhere // Jun 30, 2022
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Lewis Hamilton has won pole position 103 times in his career, the most of any man. 

I am told by Formula One’s website, a pole sitter is: the driver who claims pole position during qualifying for the race, which makes Lewis the GOAT in this respect. 

Recently, after a public row with former FI champ Nelson Piquet over the use of derogatory words white peeps should not use, Hamilton cleared the dirty air at Jonah Hill’s secret Malibu paradise.

Respectable pop culture media house TMZ gushed over his skills in neoprene.

“The guy clearly knows what he’s doing … propping himself up on the board and maintaining his balance throughout the run (no porpoising here, thankfully),” writes TMZ Sports.

No porpoising indeed. 

Thankfully.

Lewis has previously visited the GOAT-ranch and URBNSURF adorning Haydenshapes. 

He has even posted a moving tribute to the 11x World Champ: “He probably doesn’t know this but Kelly changed my life for the better. I want you all to know how great of a human being this man is. I am forever grateful for the time you have given me, for the insight and your passion for the waves. Thank you @kellyslater! Can’t wait until we can hit the waves again (praying hands emoji).”

Cute.

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