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Hey Kid, Looking for some new Threads?

Everyone reaches that period where they hate their clothes. It happens on average twice a year (more for the rich in vanity), and you just go, ahh, I hate all of these tired, warn to death, good for nothing threads! Give me something alive, something fresh. Well, if you happen to be in the depths of this […]

style // Mar 8, 2016
Words by stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Everyone reaches that period where they hate their clothes. It happens on average twice a year (more for the rich in vanity), and you just go, ahh, I hate all of these tired, warn to death, good for nothing threads! Give me something alive, something fresh. Well, if you happen to be in the depths of this horrifying, but completely natural, state right now, you’re in luck. Volcom’s latest releases have been totally on point, and we’ve breezed through the racks and picked out what you’ll be needing. Step in, to your brand new wardrobe.

The Safari Jammer, tap to shop.

Safari Jammer
You’ve got a pair of trusty blacks, your high performance go-to’s with all the bells and stretch-whistles, how about a set of fruity vacay trunks? The set you slip on for poolside cocktails at the resort, or wading in the warm shallows of some tropical island. With an elasticated waistband and pull strings in case you went to town earlier at the buffet breakfast.

The Overdue SS Pocket tee, tap to shop.

Overdue SS Pocket Tee
The staple. Regular fitting, crew neck (do people still wear deep vees?) and a wash that will play nice with the rest of your wardrobe. Basics = no-brainers.

The Solver Twill shorts, tap to shop.

Solver Twill Short
Trend-proof. The shorts you’ll wear to death. The kind that you’ll keep digging up from the depths of the wardrobe and throwing back into weekly rotation again and again.

The Solid Long Sleeve Tee, tap to shop.

Solid Long Sleeve Tee
Because no one wants to see those skinny forearms. Clean and simple, all black with a subtle logo size for those off days when you don’t feel like walking around like a human billboard.

The Stripey slinger, tap to shop.

Stripey Slinger
FYI diagonal stripes are the new horizontal stripes.

The Arlo Striped Crew. Tap to shop.

Arlo Striped Crew
The 70’s are back baby. Striped tees are step one in your retro revivalist, and, like leather jackets, they never really go out of fashion.

2 x 4 Denim, tap to shop.

2X4 Denim
Either you’re one of the diehards that can wear black skinny jeans throughout summer without incurring heatstroke, or you buy light blue denim. We vote number two.

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