Comments Of The Week, Edition 81 - Stab Mag
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Comments Of The Week, Edition 81

No vice is too egregious.

style // Dec 14, 2017
Words by stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure. And then fail all the more completely because he drinks. Similar to the competitive moral of opinionated literary authors. Certainly the pixelated breed. Fail to craft a digital witticism, take to writing more. But then write more mundane qualms because of the prior decision. A vicious cycle. Since, anyone who writes an knockout internet comment is either a serial killer or a genius. There is no in between. 

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