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Meet Mom John

The story of Issue 59 cover star Alex Florence is an enchanting one!

How’s your relationship with your ma?

If you’re adopted or were aborted (and are therefore reading this from a bed of teddy bears in baby heaven, tears skidding down your sad lil face), y’can stop right here and move onto the magazine’s main feature of Ms Alex Florence, mother of John John, Nathan and Ivan, Hawaiian princelings. Forget about empathy and just read about an epic lifestyle played out on the Hawaiian sand.

Unwanted chillun aside, most of us have a loving, but distant, sorta deal with the woman who kick-started our lives. As kids, we blubbered when she went away or dropped us off at school camp, but, later, when we hit the teens and adulthood, she stopped being so important. We’ve still got love, but she isn’t the first person we think about when we wake up.

Imagine this. What if you came into this world, and pretty much your sole memory is a ma, a super ma if you really want to spell it out, who has lived her dream her entire life and whose dream became your dream; who turned you onto everything that’s fun and maybe pointless, but still fun and ain’t that what we’re here for, anyway?

Mom John aka Alex Florence was 16 when she split New Jersey and landed on the North Shore in those short shorts and long white socks, carrying a backpack, a skateboard and a headful of dreams she’d cultivated from watching the old Chris Bystrom film Blazing Boards. Pretty soon, she was the mascot of all those North Shore tough guys who didn’t really know what to make of this surfer-skater gal who pretty much tore up whatever surface she was rolling on.

Six years later, John John was on the table. Then came Nathan a couple of years later, and then Ivan. Then Dad split town as a convicted felon and that was that.

What now?

“I had total freedom with my little friends!” she says. Ain’t that just her way?

Alex, being Alex, being such a follower-of-her-dreams, didn’t let a little thing like radical poverty stop her from living on the North Shore. She stretched out her study at the University of Honolulu (a degree in literature) so her student loans could cover the little things like food and rent. Or at least make a bit of a dent in the expense of raising three kids solo. An upside to the years at college was it turned Nathan into this crazy reader of obscure English literature. Totally serious, the kid would mow through a thousand page book in a day: Bukowski, Proust, Melville, whatever was cooking.

She took in boarders at her lil Rocky Point rental. Ten, sometimes, stretched out on couches, four to a room, whatever. When you come to the North Shore for the season you’re just stoked to find somewhere reasonably soft to drop your head. Alex played on it and the kids grew up with a houseful of surfers and, most of the time, enough food.

Now, wouldn’t y’just look at the little urchins. John John, the world title ace, Nathan and Ivan, turning into the hottest young big-wave things in the world.

And, all because their ma turned her back on a New Jersey lifestyle. All because their ma refused to let anything stand between her, her boys, and her beach.

Mrs Florence, you are gorgeous, brilliant, juicy and so alive! – Derek Rielly

Full story available now in Stab issue 59. Buy it online here.

32 comments so far...
1.

still think John John must be embarrassed with his old girl getting he can out all over the web.

2.

I am still convinced that John John is Kelly Slater’s love child. Kelly probably planted the seed at the after party, after winning one of his earliest Pipe Master titles (with that Pipe Mojo obviously being passed on to John John)

Kelly’s been a long time friend of Alex, and I’ve read that they even stayed together at Jack Johnsons house for a few seasons early in Kelly’s career. All the signs are there. I reckon in 10 years John John will start going bald after his 6th world title and he’ll suddenly look a whole lot like Kelly. Truth will out folks, truth will out.

Oh and to the author, it’s ‘mum’, not ‘mom’. We live in Australia, not North America.

3.

1000 page book a day? C’mon Derek, don’t be a desmond.

4.

#1 – She’s not old. #2 – She’s worked hard for everything. #3 – I believe the mag asked her to do the interview. #4 – They’re not embarrassed of their mom!

5.

She is so fuckin hot

1.

She is so fuckin hot

2.

wow, had no idea. what a rad chick!

3.

I like her instagram a lot too.

4.

Pretty inspiring actually, full respect for what she’s done and had to do. I have one child, that’s enough. I couldn’t imagine bringing up three by myself.

5.

Who is John John father? No one talks about him!……. Also is he the same father of Ivan and Nathan?…… Sorry to ask…. Amazing woman to do all this for her kids!… How the hell you have 3 boys and a beautiful ,a beautiful woman, living in surfing paradise and leave then alone!…

6.

What is her instagram @?

7.

Moms are the best! good on ya MomJon!!

8.

still think John John must be embarrassed with his old girl getting he can out all over the web.

    9.

    your are a tripper! he’s not embarrassed, your just small minded

10.

What an inspiration! Beautiful, smart and a perfect mom.

11.

she skates amazing too

12.

Whats most impressive is how she raised all 3 of her kids to be such humble and respectful kids , great job Alex

13.

1000 page book a day? C’mon Derek, don’t be a desmond.

    14.

    …aka Desley Snipes!

15.

allllllllright what the fuck you do there momjohn?

16.

Tiago, I take it you are what, 12? Embarrassed by your parents still hey? When sunshine, time to grow up laddie, no crime she’s hot, get over it. You will eventually….prob when you have kids of your own….

    17.

    You sound embarrassing alright

18.

#1 – She’s not old. #2 – She’s worked hard for everything. #3 – I believe the mag asked her to do the interview. #4 – They’re not embarrassed of their mom!

    19.

    This comment was for Nombre.

      20.

      Shutup.

21.

Hottest mom I’ve ever seen. And, smarter than any mom I’ve known too!

22.

i want to be those boys father

23.

She is a mega babe and had mega babe kids so yeah

24.

deffinitely rocks all moms……..raised 3 boys on her own on the North Shore……that’s nearly impossible!

25.

xxxxx

Its about time one of the mags did a proper story on Alex.
Mucho respecto. One of the surf corps should put her on contract.
Alex is way more interesting than a lot of the top 10 sponsored girls.
Bong … Qwik … Volcom ? You all know I’m right.
But, I guess she don’t really need the money now.
Double John …. will be a great champion !

xxxxx

26.

She’s smart enough to know how to market her looks for financial gain. She is probably sponsored already but, if not, soon will be as she is obviously very willing to use her “assets” to promote herself. And fair enough. She’s already raised a cash cow in JJ so I think we can soon expect to see a “MomJohn” clothing line for the more mature surf chick. Buy more product everyone!

27.

i have her instagram and i have the most major momcrush

28.

I am still convinced that John John is Kelly Slater’s love child. Kelly probably planted the seed at the after party, after winning one of his earliest Pipe Master titles (with that Pipe Mojo obviously being passed on to John John)

Kelly’s been a long time friend of Alex, and I’ve read that they even stayed together at Jack Johnsons house for a few seasons early in Kelly’s career. All the signs are there. I reckon in 10 years John John will start going bald after his 6th world title and he’ll suddenly look a whole lot like Kelly. Truth will out folks, truth will out.

Oh and to the author, it’s ‘mum’, not ‘mom’. We live in Australia, not North America.

29.

Hey JJ, AAAAAWWWkkkkwwwarrrrddddd!

30.

Yeah, but, Ironic, they call her Mom John because she’s American and it kind of rhy…
ah forget it.

31.

She’s hotter than a red hot lava rock…now all you ass clowns can shut up and reel in your little peckers..the Big Dog is here…mahalo~

32.

What’s the deal with JJ’s dad?

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